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the annual eurovision liveblog experience

“In fairy tales, monsters exist to be a manifestation of something that we need to understand, not only a problem we need to overcome, but also they need to represent, much like angels represent the beautiful, pure, eternal side of the human spirit, monsters need to represent a more tangible, more mortal side of being human: aging, decay, darkness and so forth. And I believe that monsters originally, when we were cavemen and you know, sitting around a fire, we needed to explain the birth of the sun and the death of the moon and the phases of the moon and rain and thunder. And we invented creatures that made sense of the world: a serpent that ate the sun, a creature that ate the moon, a man in the moon living there, things like that. And as we became more and more sophisticated and created sort of a social structure, the real enigmas started not to be outside. The rain and the thunder were logical now. But the real enigmas became social. All those impulses that we were repressing: cannibalism, murder, these things needed an explanation. The sex drive, the need to hunt, the need to kill, these things then became personified in monsters. Werewolves, vampires, ogres, this and that. I feel that monsters are here in our world to help us understand it. They are an essential part of a fable.”

—   Guillermo Del Toro (via iwearthecheeseyo)

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amphicoelias:

traceexcalibur:

I don’t know why Wheatley is always included on lists complaining about characters without a set human appearance being depicted as blonde skinny white dudes

other people like Cecil or that clock guy, totally understandable, but Wheatley is an ignorant and insensitive British-sounding dick who fucks everything up as soon as he’s put in a position of power

he is absolutely a white dude

i laughed harder than i should have.

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EEEYYYYY
things i did today: acquired cool not-actually-leather jacket on sale
now proceeding to look much tougher than i actually am

the guy behind the desk in this place keeps calling people “darl” and the ex-receptionist in me is twitching about it

FIST PUMP

julietohara:

aww, clint.

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hey hey guess who finally made her own damn fantroll
stella here is violet as all get-out with a colossal squid lusus. she’s a harpoonkind wielding rogue of doom and a full-time pain in the ass.
probably she is more of a trollsona because she’s p heavily based on myself - specifically, she has my haircut, all my worst qualities in ABUNDANCE, plus a couple of my better ones to the point that they’re obnoxious. >:D
she’s a sore loser, a worse winner, petty, quick to judge, slow to forgive, indecisive and commitment-phobic. she will take charge but never responsibility. she has a protective streak six miles wide and she always knows best - ask her how to sort out your life! she will explain you the thing, and she will be right about it. don’t argue.
her scarf collection is huge to the point of impractical but they do make for a comfy pile.
the fishnet stockings are mostly a seadweller pun that i couldn’t pass up. :D
farvartstangs:

mike mignola pins

farvartstangs:

mike mignola pins

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thirat-atthiraride:

I get up at 5am and I train hard. I’ve got two young children, so I have to get up early. But I like it. Morning is when I do all my best work. Whenever I wake up, I’m up, I don’t lie there like an idiot. I get up, run up a hill, get some exercise and have some time with my thoughts.

Jason Momoa

Hard Gainer: Men’s Health UK October 2014 
Photography: Patrik Giardino

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rniracleromance:

princess tutu meme; 10 scenes // #8

"Good grief, if you use a puppet too long, it can be such a pain because they begin to take interest in things like people’s feelings."

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The best things in life are free. 

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cleaning out my wardrobe

AKA “goodbye cute dresses that i bought in a fit of foolish optimism and then never wore”

FANTROLL SKETCHES
this cutie is luxara, she belongs to glitchdefacto :D

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I HAVE BEEN A LAZY BUTT RE: FANTROLLS
i am sorry
here is a v sketchy thing! her name is hecire duinad and she is for wrenchwench​ <3