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kilyetran replied to your post: in other news, my mother went to Perth…

Why is there no smexy man on this candle I can only imagine so far.

let me help you with that

(i had to go through my man tag to find that post and i want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to do that

also also myself, for having impeccable taste in dudes)

Mum:

also, this candle is in my car. in warm weather. while i shop. my car is gonna smell like a woodsy seducer forever after this

Me:

you say that like it's a bad thing

Mum:

oh god no, i'm shopping longer so it can get in the seat covers

reverse-mermaid:

a review according to mother:

"deep and resonant notes of timber, pine, cinnamon and puppy dog eyes, with a background note of stubble and fresh sweat"

she continues:

"this candle smells of a man who will skillfully and passionately make love to you, and THEN bring you breakfast and strong coffee… before coming back to bed to woo you again"

the amount of people who are as enthused about my quest for this legendary candle as i am is both reassuring and slightly worrying

a review according to mother:

"deep and resonant notes of timber, pine, cinnamon and puppy dog eyes, with a background note of stubble and fresh sweat"

mihonosaka replied to your post: mihonosaka replied to your post: in ot…

thats 2 hours by public transport from my house. time to back my bags and get ready for the trip of a lifetime

GODSPEED MY FRIEND

mihonosaka replied to your post: in other news, my mother went to Perth…

WHERE IS IT

a magical place called the Yokine Lottery Centre and Newsagency

in other news, my mother went to Perth and sent me this
turns out she found what is apparently the only Mountain Lodge stockist in western australia
IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

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pls let’s consider for a moment: abe sapien does the ice bucket challenge

do you think he’d do the frog thing where they go into hibernation mode

would he FINALLY have to change his pants

conquerorwurm:

mizpollard:

There aren’t words.

Mike Mignola did the ice bucket challenge.

Look at the man who created Hellboy

magicalmonsterpeople:

oh hey, didn’t see you there

magicalmonsterpeople:

oh hey, didn’t see you there